Equal Rights for x?  What the heck is that?  Well, Daljit of NORN, they guy who came up with the idea for this little parody page, has had too much math influencing him.  X is a variable such that, when graphed against the slope of time, it's value becomes more and more parody-like.  The translation of that is:  x can be replaced by any of the following words, listed in increasing silliness.
Grendel
Ettin
Shee
Borland
All of these were Daljit's idea, except the Grendel, which was modified from the SPCG.  Their purpose is twofold.
Fold #1:  The ERFN (Equal Rights for Newbies) is a horrible rip-off of the Rights for Norns society, which was recently assimilated into the Collective and became the Rights for Norns division.  Indigo, founder of the RfNS, and now head of the RfN Branch, started this group last year.  ERFN, started sometime during the middle of this year, and basically stole all of the RfNS ideas as their own.  This is our vengeance.
Fold #2:  A certain party (Party of the first part, here-for-to referred to as H) who is now in a bitter lawsuit with a NORN member (Party of the second part, here-for-to referred to as D) wrote a story in which a Grendel was slain.  This type of anti-Grendel sentiment must stop!  The SPCG (Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Grendels) was started around the time of the RfNS to do just that.  The founder of this society, Karma, was also assimilated, and upon her entrance into Project Time, the NORN took over the duties of this organization.     

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